Eminem — Without Me

[Eminem]

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside



[Female Voice]

"Ooh!"



[Eminem]

Guess who's back, back again

Shady's back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back...



I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to

See Marshall no more they want Shady

I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya



A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker

Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating



When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"

You waited this long to stop debating

Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney



But your husbands heart problem is complicated

So the FCC won't let me be

Or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on MTV



But it feels so empty without me

So, come on dip, bum on your lips

F*ck that cum on your lips and some on your tits

And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits, "F*ck you Debbie!"



Now this looks a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy

Cuz it feels so empty without me



I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy

Cuz it feels so empty without me



Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious

Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feeling like prison is helpless

Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "b*tch"



A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,

Pollutin' the air waves a rebel

So let me just revel and bask

In the fact that I got everyone kissing my a*s



And it's a disaster such a catastrophe

For you to see so damn much of my a*s you ask for me?

Well I'm back fix your bent antenna

Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter



Into the front of your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kids ears and nesting



Testing "Attention Please"

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free

A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?



Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy

Cuz it feels so empty without me



I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy

Cuz it feels so empty without me



A tisk-it a task-it,

I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this sh*t that shit

Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards

And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie



You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me

You don't know me, you're too old

Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno

Now lets go, just give me the signal



I will be there with a whole list full of new insults

I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems



Everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting

But its just me I'm just obscene

Though I'm not the first king of controversy



I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

To do Black Music so selfishly

And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)

There's a concept that works



20 million other white rappers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'll be so empty without me



Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy

Cuz it feels so empty without me



I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy

Cuz it feels so empty without me



Hum de la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Hum de la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

"Kids!"